Sunday, September 9, 2012 0 comments

Adult Jokes

1)   Birds and Bees :-


A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
2) Dead Pussy :-

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common. 
 3) Making Love To...:-

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher ,a nurse or an airline stewardess?
A teacher says we got to do this over and over again till we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And a airline stewardess says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

 
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